some random person.
learning.
sleeping with 1/3 probability.
(idk what to put here).
enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er… Missouri).
crafting dodecahedra.
wasting time as efficiently as possible.
trying to master algorithmic wizardry.
doing random stuff.
writing probably very useless programs.
paralyzed as to what I should write here.
trying to find time to actually read real books.
formerly making forges talk to each other.
taking a ton of photos of Sidney the cat.
spending hours copying posts from my five previous blogs to this website and too tired to convert the ancient BBCode posts to Markdown.
you should really check out these other websites.
faithfully cataloguing my horde.
training neural networks to be dumb.
looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, kit foxes, Pallas’s cats, potoos, and camels, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.
fork bombing myself.
proving that spelling reform is NP-hard, like seriously.
doing math unironically.
catching mice.
using a lot of really awesome software.
seeding this website with tons of secret easter eggs.
amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into UTF-8 encoded strings in Markdown documents converted into HTML by Hugo with the Gokarna theme deployed to the exozyme server and transmitted over HTTP and displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks.
still alive.
(this line is reserved for future bug fixes)
paralyzed by the infinite possibilities for each day.
atrocious at writing poetry.
pi.